cmd catalog

• .catalog <board> <regex> -- Search all OP posts on the catalog of a board, and return matching results
• .4chan <board> <regex> -- Search all OP posts on the catalog of a board, and return matching results

cmd board

• .board <board> <regex> -- Search all the posts on a board and return matching results

cmd bs

• .bs -- Returns current battlestation threads on /g/

cmd desktops

• .desktops Cannot parse help

cmd britbong

• .britbong -- find latest britbong thread on /pol/

event ai_sieve

cmd amazon

• .amazon [query] -- Searches amazon for query

regexp amazon_url

cmd bank

• .bank -- check the balance in your TaigaBank(tm) Account(r). also opens a new account if you dont have one

cmd peachypeach

• .peachypeach <nick>: send one (1) peachy peach to nick

cmd roseyrose

• .roseyrose <nick>: send one (1) rosey rose to nick

cmd daddiescummies

• .daddiescummies <nick>: send one (1) daddies cummies to nick

cmd bene

• .bene -- claim one (1) free thing every few minutes

cmd bash

• .bash <id> -- Gets a random quote from Bash.org, or returns a specific id.

cmd yandere

• .yandere [search] -- List latest yande.re posts or search for a tag

cmd danbooru

• .danbooru [search] -- List latest danbooru.donmai.us posts or search for a tag

cmd c

• .c [equation] -- calculates equation with custom calculator

cmd choose

• .choose No help available
• .decide No help available

cmd coin

• .coin [amount] -- Flips [amount] of coins.

cmd cryptocoin

• .cryptocoin [name] -- show a crypto coin's prices
• .cg [name] -- show a crypto coin's prices

cmd btc

• .btc -- show bitcoin's prices
• .bitcoin -- show bitcoin's prices

cmd eth

• .eth -- show ethereum's prices
• .ethereum -- show ethereum's prices

cmd doge

• .doge No help available

cmd mask Global admin only

• .mask No help available

cmd match Channel admin only

• .match No help available

cmd admins Channel admin only

• .admins [channel] -- Lists admins on channel.

cmd admin Channel admin only

• .admin [channel] <add|del> <nick|host> -- Makes the user an admin.

cmd autoops Channel admin only

• .autoops Cannot parse help

cmd autoop Channel admin only

• .autoop No help available

cmd ignored Channel admin only

• .ignored [channel] -- Lists ignored channels/nicks/hosts.

cmd ignore Channel admin only

• .ignore [channel] <nick|host> -- Makes the bot ignore <nick|host>.

cmd unignore Channel admin only

• .unignore [channel] <nick|host> -- Makes the bot listen to <nick|host>.

cmd disabled Channel admin only

• .disabled [#channel] -- Lists disabled commands/.

cmd disable Channel admin only

• .disable [#channel] <commands> -- Disables commands for a channel. Accepts multiple multiple commands at once.

cmd enable Channel admin only

• .enable [#channel] <commands|all> -- Enables commands for a channel. Accepts multiple commands at once

cmd disablehash Channel admin only

• .disablehash [#channel] <hashtah> -- Disables hashtah for a channel. Accepts multiple at once. Don't use #.

cmd disabledhashes Channel admin only

• .disabledhashes [#channel] -- Lists disabled hashtags.

cmd enablehash Channel admin only

• .enablehash [#channel] <hashtag|all> -- Enables hashtags for a channel. Accepts multiple at once. Don't use #.

cmd showfloods

• .showfloods [channel] -- Shows flood settings.

cmd flood Channel admin only

• .flood No help available

cmd cmdflood Channel admin only

• .cmdflood No help available

cmd badwords Channel admin only

• .badwords Cannot parse help

cmd trim Channel admin only

• .trim No help available

cmd topic Channel admin only

• .topic [channel] <topic> -- Change the topic of a channel.

cmd mute Channel admin only

• .mute No help available

cmd unmute Channel admin only

• .unmute Cannot parse help

cmd shutup Global admin only

• .shutup [channel] <user> -- Shuts the user up.
• .silence [channel] <user> -- Shuts the user up.
• .stfu [channel] <user> -- Shuts the user up.

cmd speak Global admin only

• .speak [channel] <user> -- unShuts the user up.

cmd lock Channel admin only

• .lock [channel] -- Makes the bot lock a channel. If [channel] is blank, use current channel.

cmd unlock Channel admin only

• .unlock [channel] -- Makes the bot unlock a channel. If [channel] is blank, use current channel.

cmd bans Channel admin only

• .bans -- Lists bans on channel.

cmd ban Channel admin only

• .ban [channel] <user> [reason] [timer] -- Makes the bot ban <user> in [channel]. If [channel] is blank, use current channel.
• .kb [channel] <user> [reason] [timer] -- Makes the bot ban <user> in [channel]. If [channel] is blank, use current channel.

cmd unban Channel admin only

• .unban [channel] <user> -- Makes the bot unban <user> in [channel]. If [channel] is blank, use current channel.
• .ub [channel] <user> -- Makes the bot unban <user> in [channel]. If [channel] is blank, use current channel.

cmd kick Channel admin only

• .kick [channel] <user> [reason] -- Makes the bot kick <user> in [channel]. If [channel] is blank, use current channel.
• .kal [channel] <user> [reason] -- Makes the bot kick <user> in [channel]. If [channel] is blank, use current channel.
• .k [channel] <user> [reason] -- Makes the bot kick <user> in [channel]. If [channel] is blank, use current channel.

cmd op Channel admin only

• .op [channel] <user> -- Makes the bot op <user> in [channel]. If [channel] is blank, use current channel.
• .up [channel] <user> -- Makes the bot op <user> in [channel]. If [channel] is blank, use current channel.

cmd deop Channel admin only

• .deop [channel] <user> -- Makes the bot deop <user> in [channel]. If [channel] is blank, use current channel.
• .down [channel] <user> -- Makes the bot deop <user> in [channel]. If [channel] is blank, use current channel.

cmd hop Channel admin only

• .hop Cannot parse help

cmd dehop Channel admin only

• .dehop Cannot parse help

cmd voice Channel admin only

• .voice [channel] <user> -- Makes the bot voice <user> in [channel]. If [channel] is blank, use current channel.

cmd devoice Channel admin only

• .devoice [channel] <user> -- Makes the bot devoice <user> in [channel]. If [channel] is blank, use current channel.

cmd invite

• .invite [channel] <user> -- Makes the bot invite <user> to [channel]. If [channel] is blank, use current channel.

cmd remove Channel admin only

• .remove [channel] <user> [message] -- Force a user to part from a channel.

cmd testdamnit Global admin only

• .testdamnit No help available

event event_handle_autoop

cmd gadmins Global admin only

• .gadmins -- Lists bot's global admins.

cmd gadmin Global admin only

• .gadmin <add|del> <nick|host> -- Make <nick|host> an global admin (you can delete multiple admins at once)

cmd gdisabled Global admin only

• .gdisabled -- Lists globally disabled commands.

cmd gdisable Global admin only

• .gdisable <commands> -- Makes the bot globally disable a command.

cmd genable Global admin only

• .genable <commands> -- Enables currently globally disabled commands

cmd gignored Global admin only

• .gignored No help available

cmd gignore Global admin only

• .gignore <nick|host> -- Makes the bot ignore nick|host.

cmd gunignore Global admin only

• .gunignore [channel] <nick|host> -- Makes the bot listen to <nick|host>.

cmd stop Global admin only

• .stop [reason] -- Kills the bot with [reason] as its quit message.
• .quit [reason] -- Kills the bot with [reason] as its quit message.

cmd restart Global admin only

• .restart [reason] -- Restarts the bot with [reason] as its quit message.

cmd clearlogs Global admin only

• .clearlogs -- Clears the bots log(s).

cmd join Global admin only

• .join <channel> -- Joins <channel>.

cmd part Global admin only

• .part [channel] -- Leaves [channel]. If [channel] is blank, leave the current channel.

cmd cycle Global admin only

• .cycle [channel] -- Cycles [channel]. If [channel] is blank, cycle the current channel.

cmd nick Global admin only

• .nick <nick> -- Changes the bots nickname to <nick>.

cmd raw Global admin only

• .raw <command> -- Sends a RAW IRC command.

cmd say Global admin only

• .say [channel] <message> -- Say <message> in [channel]. If [channel] is blank, send in current channel.

cmd msg Global admin only

• .msg <user> <message> -- Sends a Message.

cmd me Global admin only

• .me [channel] <action> -- Act out <action> in [channel]. If [channel] is blank, use the current channel.
• .act [channel] <action> -- Act out <action> in [channel]. If [channel] is blank, use the current channel.

cmd set Global admin only

• .set <field> <nick> <value> -- Admin override for setting database values. Example: set lastfm infinity spookieboogie

cmd db Global admin only

• .db <update|init> -- Init or update the database.

cmd ctcp Global admin only

• .ctcp <destination> <command> -- Send a CTCP command

cmd version

• .version [nick] -- Returns a client's version (ctcp)
• .ver [nick] -- Returns a client's version (ctcp)

cmd ping

• .ping [nick] -- ping a client (ctcp)
• .pingme [nick] -- ping a client (ctcp)

cmd pingip Global admin only

• .pingip Cannot parse help

cmd host

• .host [nick] -- find a nick's hostname

cmd fhost

• .fhost [nick] -- find a nick's hostname

cmd trolltest

• .trolltest -- check if Havixil should be trolled

event ctcp_event

regexp ctcp_version

regexp ctcp_ping

regexp ctcp_time

regexp ctcp_finger

event onjoin

event invite

event onkick

event onjoined

event onpart

event onnick

event onmode

event keep_alive

cmd ledzep

• .ledzep No help available

cmd sudos

• .sudos No help available

sieve ignoresieve

sieve sieve_suite

cmd test_docstrings Global admin only

• .test_docstrings Cannot parse help

cmd test_function_definition Global admin only

• .test_function_definition No help available

cmd export_plugins_json Global admin only

• .export_plugins_json No help available

cmd battlestation

• .battlestation <url | @ nick> -- set your battlestation or see <nick>'s
• .keyboard <url | @ nick> -- set your battlestation or see <nick>'s
• .bullshit <url | @ nick> -- set your battlestation or see <nick>'s

cmd desktop

• .desktop <url | @ nick> -- set your desktop or see <nick>'s

cmd greeting

• .greeting Cannot parse help
• .intro Cannot parse help

cmd waifu

• .waifu <waifu | @ nick> -- Shows a users Waifu or Husbando.

cmd husbando

• .husbando <husbando | @ nick> -- Shows a users husbando or Husbando.

cmd imouto

• .imouto <imouto | @ nick> -- Shows a users imouto or Husbando.

cmd daughteru

• .daughteru <daughteru | @ nick> -- Shows a users daughteru.

cmd mom

• .mom <mom | @ nick> -- Shows a users mom.

cmd dad

• .dad <dad | @ nick> -- Shows a users dad.

cmd birthday

• .birthday <date | @ person> -- Shows a users Birthday.

cmd horoscope

• .horoscope <sign> [save] -- Get your horoscope.

cmd homescreen

• .homescreen <url | @ nick> -- Shows a users homescreen.

cmd snapchat

• .snapchat <snapchatname | @ nick> -- Shows a users snapchat name.

cmd socialmedia

• .socialmedia <socialmedianames | @ nick> -- Shows a users social medias names.
• .soc <socialmedianames | @ nick> -- Shows a users social medias names.

cmd myanime

• .myanime <mal name | @ nick> -- Shows a users myanimelist profile.

cmd mymanga

• .mymanga <mal name | @ nick> -- Shows a users myanimelist profile.

cmd selfie

• .selfie <url | @ nick> -- Shows a users selfie.

cmd fit

• .fit <url | @ nick> -- Shows a users outfit.

cmd handwriting

• .handwriting <url | @ nick> -- Shows a users handwriting.
• .hw <url | @ nick> -- Shows a users handwriting.

cmd steam

• .steam <steam username | @ nick> -- Shows a users steam information.

cmd countdown

• .countdown [seconds] [nick1 nick2 nick3] -- starts a countdown. It will begin when all the users type .ready

cmd ready

• .ready -- when all users are ready the countdown will begin.

cmd cypher

• .cypher <pass> <string> -- Cyphers <string> with <password>.

cmd decypher

• .decypher <pass> <string> -- Decyphers <string> with <password>.

cmd smiley

• .smiley -- show a random smiley emoticon

cmd potato

• .potato <user> -- Makes <user> a tasty little potato.

cmd eightball

• .8ball Cannot parse help

cmd lart

• .lart <user> -- LARTs <user>.

cmd insult

• .insult <user> -- Makes the bot insult <user>.

cmd flirt

• .flirt <user> -- Makes the bot flirt <user>.

cmd yiff

• .yiff <user> -- yiffs <user>.

cmd lewd

• .lewd <user> -- lewd <user>.

cmd kill

• .kill <user> -- Makes the bot kill <user>.

cmd slap

• .slap <user> -- Makes the bot slap <user>.

cmd slogan

• .slogan <word> -- Makes a slogan for <word>.

cmd add Channel admin only

• .add <type> <data> -- appends <data> to <type>.txt

cmd troll

• .troll -- Trolls on demand
• .wailord -- Trolls on demand

cmd fortune

• .fortune -- Fortune cookies on demand.

cmd topkek

• .topkek -- keks on demand.
• .kek -- keks on demand.

cmd lolifile

• .lolifile Cannot parse help

cmd moistcake

• .moistcake -- Moists on demand.

cmd qt

• .qt -- return qts.

cmd urmom

• .urmom -- return urmom.

cmd honry

• .honry -- return honry.
• .old -- return honry.

cmd bender

• .bender -- Bender quotes.

cmd gainz

• .gainz Cannot parse help
• .gains Cannot parse help

cmd debt

• .debt -- returns the us national debt

cmd dice

• .dice <diceroll> -- Simulates dicerolls. Example: '2d20-d5+4' = roll 2 D20s, subtract 1D5, add 4
• .roll <diceroll> -- Simulates dicerolls. Example: '2d20-d5+4' = roll 2 D20s, subtract 1D5, add 4

cmd define

• .define <word> -- Fetches definition of <word>.
• .dictionary <word> -- Fetches definition of <word>.

cmd etymology

• .etymology <word> -- Retrieves the etymology of <word>.

cmd distance

• .distance No help available

cmd distro

• .distro -- get most popular linux distros according to distrowatch.com

cmd ddg

• .ddg <query> -- search the webs with duckduckgo

cmd fml

• .fml -- Gets a random quote from fmyfife.com.
• .fmylife -- Gets a random quote from fmyfife.com.

cmd furry

• .furry [query] -- show latest e621.net posts, or search with the given query
• .e621 [query] -- show latest e621.net posts, or search with the given query

cmd gelbooru

• .gelbooru <tags> -- Gets a random image from gelbooru.com
• .futanari <tags> -- Gets a random image from gelbooru.com
• .futa <tags> -- Gets a random image from gelbooru.com
• .trap <tags> -- Gets a random image from gelbooru.com
• .shotacon <tags> -- Gets a random image from gelbooru.com
• .shota <tags> -- Gets a random image from gelbooru.com
• .lolicon <tags> -- Gets a random image from gelbooru.com
• .loli <tags> -- Gets a random image from gelbooru.com
• .gb <tags> -- Gets a random image from gelbooru.com

regexp gelbooru_url

cmd geoip

• .geoip <host|ip> -- Gets the location of <host> or <ip>

cmd google

• .google <query> -- Returns first google search result for <query>.
• .g <query> -- Returns first google search result for <query>.
• .search <query> -- Returns first google search result for <query>.

cmd image

• .gi <query> -- Returns the first Google Image result for <query>.

regexp image

cmd remember

• .remember <word> <data> -- Remembers <data> with <word>.
• .r <word> <data> -- Remembers <data> with <word>.
• .learn <word> <data> -- Remembers <data> with <word>.

cmd forget Global admin only

• .forget <word> -- Forgets a remembered <word>.
• .f <word> -- Forgets a remembered <word>.

cmd info

• .info <word> -- Shows the source of a factoid.

cmd hashes

• .hashes -- Shows hash names for all known hashes.
• .key -- Shows hash names for all known hashes.
• .keys -- Shows hash names for all known hashes.

regexp hashtag

cmd heartbleed

• .heartbleed <host> -- scan the given host for a heartbleed vulnerability

cmd commands

• .commands [command] -- Gives a list of available commands, or help for [command]

cmd help

• .help [command] -- show help for [command]
• .command [command] -- show help for [command]

cmd kernel

• .kernel -- show latest linux kernel versions

cmd band

• .band No help available

cmd lastfm

• .lastfm [username|@nick] -- Displays the current/last played track.
• .np [username|@nick] -- Displays the current/last played track.

event log

cmd lyrics

• .lyrics <search> -- Search genius.com for song lyrics

cmd mlb

• .mlb No help available

cmd marketing

• .marketing -- show some marketing bullshit

cmd users Global admin only

• .users No help available

cmd getusers Global admin only

• .getusers No help available

event onnames

event onjoined_addhighlight

sieve highlight_sieve

cmd tv

• .series <series> -- get info for the <series>
• .show <series> -- get info for the <series>
• .tv <series> -- get info for the <series>

cmd tv_next

• .tv_next <series> -- get the next episode of <series>
• .next <series> -- get the next episode of <series>

cmd tv_last

• .last <series> -- gets the most recently aired episode of <series>
• .prev <series> -- gets the most recently aired episode of <series>
• .tv_prev <series> -- gets the most recently aired episode of <series>
• .tv_last <series> -- gets the most recently aired episode of <series>

cmd imdb

• .imdb <movie> -- Gets information about <movie> from IMDb.
• .movie <movie> -- Gets information about <movie> from IMDb.

cmd rottentomatoes

• .rottentomatoes Cannot parse help
• .rt Cannot parse help

cmd drama

• .drama <article> -- search an Encyclopedia Dramatica article
• .encyclopediadramatica <article> -- search an Encyclopedia Dramatica article

cmd wikipedia

• .wikipedia <article> -- search a wikipedia article
• .wiki <article> -- search a wikipedia article

regexp drama_url

regexp wikipedia_url

cmd metacritic

• .metacritic Cannot parse help
• .mc Cannot parse help

cmd namegen

• .namegen [generator] -- Generates some names using the chosen generator. 'namegen list' will display a list of all generators.

cmd newegg

• .newegg <item name> -- Searches newegg.com for <item name>

regexp newegg_url

cmd nfl

• .nfl [team abbreviation] -- Returns all matchups for current week, or only for a specified team's matchup

cmd gptping

• .gptping -- measures the time it takes to run an empty chatgpt command

cmd gpt

• .gpt <query> -- ask chatgpt something. see also gptuwu, gptunsafe

cmd explain

• .explain <query> -- tells chatgpt to explain something

cmd gptuwu

• .gptuwu <query> -- talk to chatgpt with a cute e-girl uwu personality

cmd gptunsafe

• .gptunsafe <query> -- talk to chatgpt but try to break the censorship (with a prompt jailbreak)

cmd gptveryunsafe

• .gptveryunsafe <query> -- talk to chatgpt but really try to break the censorship (with a prompt jailbreak and high temperature)

cmd gptveryveryunsafe

• .gptveryveryunsafe Cannot parse help

cmd dalle

• .dalle <description> -- generate an image using openai's dall-e

cmd gpt4chan

• .gpt4chan <query> -- talk to chatgpt using a hateful internet persona

cmd gptIT

• .gptIT <query> -- talk to chatgpt to try to solve your computer problems

cmd gptgptgen

• .gptgptgen <description> -- ask chatgpt to generate a gpt prompt based on your description

cmd gupta

• .gupta <query> -- talk to chatgpt using a horny indian tech support personality

cmd gptemoji

• .gptemoji <query> -- talk to chatgpt but only reply with emojis

cmd quote

• .quote No help available
• .q No help available

cmd rquote Global admin only

• .rquote No help available

cmd quotechan

• .qchan <#channel> <search>: search some shit in an entire channel

cmd radio

• .radio <name> -- look up what's playing on an icecast radio

cmd aradio

• .aradio -- show currently playing song from r/a/dio

cmd muradio

• .mutantradio -- Returns current mutantradio song
• .muradio -- Returns current mutantradio song

cmd bible

• .bible <passage> -- gets <passage> from the Bible (ESV)
• .god <passage> -- gets <passage> from the Bible (ESV)

cmd koran

• .koran <chapter.verse> -- gets <chapter.verse> from the Koran. it can also search any text.
• .allah <chapter.verse> -- gets <chapter.verse> from the Koran. it can also search any text.

cmd reminder

• .reminder <time> <message> -- reminds you of <message>. the time argument accepts minutes, hours, days, etc
• .remind <time> <message> -- reminds you of <message>. the time argument accepts minutes, hours, days, etc

cmd seen

• .seen <nick> -- Tell when a nickname was last in active in one of this bot's channels.

event seen_sieve

regexp soundcloud_url

regexp sndsc_url

cmd spotify

• .spotify <song> -- Search Spotify for <song>
• .song <song> -- Search Spotify for <song>
• .sp <song> -- Search Spotify for <song>

cmd spalbum

• .spalbum <album> -- Search Spotify for <album>
• .album <album> -- Search Spotify for <album>

cmd spartist

• .spartist <artist> -- Search Spotify for <artist>
• .artist <artist> -- Search Spotify for <artist>

regexp spotify_url

cmd steamsearch

• .steamsearch <search> -- Search for specified game/trailer/DLC

cmd steamcalc

• .steamcalc <username> -- Gets value of steam account and total hours played
• .sc <username> -- Gets value of steam account and total hours played

regexp steam_url

cmd stock

• .stock <symbol> -- gets stock information

cmd guts

• .guts -- fuck jumi.

cmd plez

• .plez -- disable plez

cmd bet

• .bet <ammount> -- bets <ammount>

cmd honk

• .honk <nick> -- Honks at someone.
• .lick <nick> -- Honks at someone.
• .pet <nick> -- Honks at someone.
• .diddle <nick> -- Honks at someone.
• .spank <nick> -- Honks at someone.
• .rape <nick> -- Honks at someone.
• .buy <nick> -- Honks at someone.
• .sex <nick> -- Honks at someone.
• .shill <nick> -- Honks at someone.
• .sell <nick> -- Honks at someone.

cmd donate

• .donate <user> <money> -- Gives <money> to <user>.
• .give <user> <money> -- Gives <money> to <user>.

cmd mug

• .mug <user> -- Takes money from <user>..
• .rob <user> -- Takes money from <user>..
• .steal <user> -- Takes money from <user>..

cmd owed

• .owed Cannot parse help

cmd pay

• .pay -- pay your fines

cmd vendingmachine

• .vendingmachine [nick] -- get a surprise from the vending machine

cmd hug

• .hug <nick> -- hugs someone
• .love <nick> -- hugs someone
• .daki <nick> -- hugs someone

cmd dab

• .dab <nick> -- dab on dem haters

cmd poke

• .poke <nick> -- pokes someone

cmd nigger

• .nigger <nick> -- niggers someone

cmd kiss

• .kiss Cannot parse help

cmd intensify

• .intensify <word> -- [EXCITEMENT INTENSIFIES]

cmd increase

• .increase -- make the channel significantly better

cmd decrease

• .decrease -- make the channel significantly worse

cmd shekels

• .shekels -- some moneys...

cmd hump

• .hump [nick] -- hump someone

cmd marry

• .marry [nick] -- marry someone

cmd pantsumap

• .pantsumap -- returns map of #pantsumen users if channel is #pantsumen

cmd penis

• .penis [nick] -- get penis info for nick

cmd tits

• .tits [nick] -- get tits info for nick

cmd vagina

• .vagina [nick] -- get vagina info for nick

cmd anus

• .anus [nick] -- get chocolate starfish info for nick

cmd sudoku

• .sudoku -- Makes the bot kick you in [channel].
• .seppuku -- Makes the bot kick you in [channel].
• .anhero -- Makes the bot kick you in [channel].
• .harakiri -- Makes the bot kick you in [channel].

cmd akbar

• .akbar -- makes the bot kick itsself.

cmd storyofpomfface Channel admin only

• .storyofpomfface -- pomf's origins
• .storyofrincewindscat -- pomf's origins

cmd cowsay

• .cowsay [inp] -- cow says your message

cmd hack

• .hack -- hacks...

cmd pdawg

• .pdawg -- returns a quote from Pdawg

cmd leet

• .leet <text> -- converts text into l33t h4ck3r text

cmd workout

• .workout [nick] -- gives someone an exercise

cmd pushups

• .pushups [nick] -- gives someone pushups/squats to do
• .squats [nick] -- gives someone pushups/squats to do

cmd madoka

• .madoka -- see how much Madoka_Miku has mired infinity...

cmd drink

• .drink [nick] -- drinks someone

cmd fap

• .fap [nick] -- the bot pleasures itself

cmd cayoot

• .cayoot [nick] -- the bot catcalls someone

cmd spit

• .spit [nick] -- the bot disrespects someone

cmd pee

• .pee [nick] -- the bot urinates on someone

cmd sniff

• .sniff [nick] -- the bot sniffs someone

cmd lok

• .lok -- bot autocorrects a misspelling of 'lol'

cmd breakfast

• .breakfast [nick] -- suggests a breakfast food

cmd rose

• .rose [nick] -- gives rose to a special someone

cmd egg

• .egg [nick] -- gives an egg to a victim

cmd banana

• .banana [nick] -- gives a yellow fruit to someone

cmd mango

• .mango [nick] -- gives the king of all fruits to someone special

cmd peach

• .peach [nick] -- gives a sweet peach to someone

cmd vax

• .vax [nick] -- vaccinates someone

regexp intensify

regexp same

regexp huehuehue

regexp tetete

regexp woah

regexp interject

cmd system Global admin only

• .system -- Retrieves information about the host system.

cmd memory Global admin only

• .memory -- Displays the bot's current memory usage.

cmd uptime

• .uptime -- Shows the bot's uptime.

cmd pid Global admin only

• .pid -- Prints the bot's PID.

cmd bots

• .bots -- standard reply to IRC Bot Identification Protocol Standard

cmd source

• .source -- show a link to taigabot's source code

cmd commit

• .commit -- show taigabot's current HEAD commit

cmd showtells

• .showtells -- View all pending tell messages (sent in a notice).

cmd tell

• .tell <nick> <message> -- Relay <message> to <nick> when <nick> is around.
• .ask <nick> <message> -- Relay <message> to <nick> when <nick> is around.

event tellinput

cmd tiktok

• .tiktok <id> -- return info on some tiktok video by unique id

cmd times

• .times -- Shows times around the world.

cmd todo

• .todo <add|del|list|search> [args] -- Manipulates your list of todos.

cmd translate

• .translate [from language] [to language] <text> -- Translate text with google translate, auto-detect by default

cmd twitch

• .twitch <username> -- gets user and channel info about a twitch.tv streamer

regexp twitch_urls

cmd twitter

• .twitter <user> [n] -- Gets last/[n]th tweet from <user>
• .twatter <user> [n] -- Gets last/[n]th tweet from <user>
• .tw <user> [n] -- Gets last/[n]th tweet from <user>

cmd twuser

• .twuser <user> -- Get info on the Twitter user <user>
• .twinfo <user> -- Get info on the Twitter user <user>

regexp twitter_url

cmd urban

• .urban <phrase> [entry] -- Looks up <phrase> on urbandictionary.com.
• .ebonics <phrase> [entry] -- Looks up <phrase> on urbandictionary.com.
• .nig <phrase> [entry] -- Looks up <phrase> on urbandictionary.com.
• .ud <phrase> [entry] -- Looks up <phrase> on urbandictionary.com.
• .u <phrase> [entry] -- Looks up <phrase> on urbandictionary.com.

regexp process_url

cmd capitalize

• .capitalize <string> -- Capitalizes <string>.
• .capitalise <string> -- Capitalizes <string>.

cmd upper

• .upper <string> -- Convert string to uppercase.

cmd lower

• .lower <string> -- Convert string to lowercase.

cmd titlecase

• .titlecase Cannot parse help

cmd swapcase

• .swapcase <string> -- Swaps the capitalization of <string>.

cmd length

• .length <string> -- gets the length of <string>

cmd reverse

• .reverse <string> -- reverses <string>.

cmd hash

• .hash <string> -- Returns hashes of <string>.

cmd munge

• .munge <text> -- Munges up <text>.

cmd rainbow

• .rainbow <text> -- makes your text gay
• .gay <text> -- makes your text gay

cmd gaycow

• .gaycow <text> -- cowsay, but gay

cmd wrainbow

• .wrainbow <text> -- makes your text rainbow, separated by words

cmd usa

• .usa <text> -- makes your text alternate between red, white and blue. yeah its usa but it works for like 9 countries
• .uk <text> -- makes your text alternate between red, white and blue. yeah its usa but it works for like 9 countries

cmd validate

• .validate <url> -- Runs url through the w3c markup validator.
• .w3c <url> -- Runs url through the w3c markup validator.

regexp vimeo_url

cmd weather

• .weather <location | @ nick> -- Gets weather data for location or user.
• .forecast <location | @ nick> -- Gets weather data for location or user.
• .w <location | @ nick> -- Gets weather data for location or user.
• .t <location | @ nick> -- Gets weather data for location or user.
• .time <location | @ nick> -- Gets weather data for location or user.
• .alerts <location | @ nick> -- Gets weather data for location or user.

cmd wolframalpha

• .wolframalpha Cannot parse help
• .wa Cannot parse help
• .calc Cannot parse help
• .convert Cannot parse help

cmd wordoftheday

• .wordoftheday -- finds an interesting word for today in merriam-webster.com

cmd randomtube

• .ytr -- Returns random youtube link from old logs.

cmd youtube

• .youtube <query> -- Returns the first YouTube search result for <query>.
• .ht <query> -- Returns the first YouTube search result for <query>.
• .hooktube <query> -- Returns the first YouTube search result for <query>.
• .yt <query> -- Returns the first YouTube search result for <query>.

cmd youtime

• .youtime <query> -- Gets the total run time of the first YouTube search result for <query>.
• .ytime <query> -- Gets the total run time of the first YouTube search result for <query>.

regexp youtube_url

regexp youtubeplaylist_url

regexp youtubeshorts_url